Elvis, the Everly Brothers, The Shadows, Chuck Berry, The Beatles, The
Stones, Puff the Magic Dragon, Dylan, nights till dawn trying to impress
some girl listening to Simon & Garfunkel. We are talking about guys
who are 50+ now. The Suez Crisis was the end of Empire. My grandmother's
birthday was Empire Day, then Commonwealth Day, then hardly a day at all.
'We've got a guitar player better than Eric Clapton'. Eric briefly was
God. 'God uses Vox amplifiers. A poor recommendation: nobody hears him'.
But brand names, the marque, mattered to those who had only a few bob
and needed something to look forward to.
Vox was for daft bands like the Dave Clark V, and then retro Rory Gallagher.
God used Marshall amplifiers with a warm valve sound. And you would play
them at 8 or 9, for 10 was fuzzy. A 'fuzz box' designed for the job was
bad form, though other pedals were made OK by Eric. The old Marshalls
with black and gold were best. The green ones were tinny. (The BBC used
warm valve Vortexion mixers, as The Movies found when they did late-night
sessions for the World Service). Roadies were tested by their ability
to shift Marshall stacks. A roadie who could carry a 4x12 cabinet under
each arm would get the job.
Fender amp catalogues were seriously thumbed, but that kit was pricey,
and didn't handle deliberate maltreatment. But the Fender guitar and Fender
amp were the classic rhythm sound. Bands that used HiWatt, like the Who,
were deeply suspect. Mods. Pah. Modern art-school junk, give me a Triumph
and the Ace of Spades.
The best guitar in the world was a 1957 red sunburst Gibson Les Paul.
Until Hendrix arrived with a Strat. Gibson necks varied, and the fingerboard
had character, i.e. it was liable to wear. 'Humbucking' pickups were hard
to beat, and if you were to offer me a choice today between the nice flat-fingerboard
Fender and Gibson, I'd take the latter. Especially a L6. Anything else
was negligible. Epiphone? Excuse me. For bass, Gibsons were silly, horny,
plonky and pop-pop. Fender won on bass.
To follow in the footsteps of Eric, Peter Green, and the others of John
Mayall's Bluesbreakers you had to learn the blues vocabulary and how to
bend notes, then hold them with vibrato. We spent hours and hours doing
this, till our fingers bled. You developed hard pads on the end of your
fingers, eventually. Some people pickled their fingers in vinegar. Thin
strings were a must, in the first place banjo strings, till the manufacturers
latched onto the market. God, how many times did I hear that question
from some even younger bloke - 'what strings do you use?'
And then Cambridge, where five future Movies played in two competing
(in the best possible taste) bands, Public Foot The Roman - named after
one half of a footpath sign - and Thunderbox. Then Wild Oats and the wonderful
Iain Cameron and Steve Pheasant. This was a time of May Balls, of student
bars, of climbing out of ladies' colleges, or climbing in given the chance.
One very daft event was the recording of Pokey Pokey. Jon set up a studio
in the basement of his rented house at the back of Emmanuel College ('Little
Pink' was its nickname, and it had hosted the very musical Henry Cow before).
Late night, probably on a species of home brew, a reggae version of the
Hokey Cokey was born. This was so funny people had to be carried out on
stretchers. Yes, home brew. He and Jamie made a tape and got it somehow
to one Pete Gage and John Sherry down in London. They fell about, and
together Pete and two members of what would be the band made the record
in London. (With King Crimson's drummer and Chas of Chas & Dave. Ludicrous).
They also did something called the 'Christmas Calypso'. That was quite
good - whatever happened to that?
Daft though it was, what happened was the first productive contact between
members of the future band and the production and management team that
would steer them to the first album.